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Hey, I'm going to show you something super-cool, but you have to promise not to tell anybody, especially IDontKnowCorp. I don't think his fragile heart could take it if he knew I was giving out secrets left and right. Just the other day I was telling somebody about the bald spot on his shoulder and he literally combusted right in front of me. Yes, literally.

I don't want to relive such an incident, so before you scroll down to see the picture I have posted here, I ask that you go to your local bookstore and buy a Bible/Necronomicon/self-help pregnancy booklet to swear on. Then, with your hand on the front cover, recite the following:

"I, (your name), solemnly swear to live the rest of my life under the condition that I shall never reveal to the Newgrounds user referred to as IDontKnowCorp about the disclosure of the image the Newgrounds user referred to as SushiGummy shared on a news post on the morning of December 29th, 2012, nor will I mention the bald spot upon the shoulder of which the user SushiGummy, amidst his humble and loyal intentions, mistakenly revealed to the public."

Are you done? Did you do it? Alright, you can check out the image, just be subtle about it.