Total Medals Earned: 605 (From
53 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,895 Points
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Finish the first area
Defeat the first boss
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Defeat the second boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
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wtf it just a fucking demo i want more...
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
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Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
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Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
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Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
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Finished your first drawing.
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Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
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Get the bad ending
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps