Entry #3


2014-01-20 23:27:02 by SushiGummy

Dr. Lawyer is chugging along!

Just yesterday, I looked through the latest version of Episode 3 for my side role as the quality control specialist/nitpick pest, and I saw that IDontKnowCorp unintentionally listed his real name in the credits. That's how the internet predators get to you, y'know? So I quickly called him up to let him know.

He answers the phone, then boom. He gets kidnapped by a group of wild coyotes. Surprisingly organized, considering. Suffice it to say, they left a ransom note demanding my Limited Edition Dr. Lawyer Silverware Set in return for my buddy (one piece of silverware for each body part). Now, that's not a huge deal, because all I really need is one of his arms, his head, maybe his chest, and we're pretty much good to go. Thing is, I don't negotiate with coyotes (they can't talk), and more importantly, I don't want to have to eat my noodles with a spoon, so I don't want to give them my vintage Hairdresser Lawyer fork.

Anyway, I just left it up to the cops. Apparently, this kind of thing isn't called in very often, so I'm not exactly sure of their status. Last I heard, they called it something like a "victimless crime," this and that legal mumbo jumbo. They'll probably get around to it eventually.


In the meantime, I've been fixing Dr. Lawyer myself. I've already replaced half the characters with myself, and have replaced most of the dialogue with "SushiGummy is just the coolest guy." Y'know, just the necessary stuff to get it out of the way.

I project that IDKC will probably fight his way through the coyotes and find his way back sometime in the next few weeks (blaming me like he always does), so yeah, we're really making some steady progress here. I'd like to say Episode 3 may be out sometime in the next few months. And boy, is it glorious.



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2017-10-04 09:51:34

Those dam wild coyotes!
I know it's been almost 3 years, but I'm still hoping to see part 3